"Buy this dad a Beer"

[beamer_ball]

http://timesnews.net/article.php?id=9008454

[UTVols2]

I thought I had heard it all.

[R13]

"According to the police report, Lewis, who was wearing a T-shirt that read "Buy This Dad a Beer"? when he was apprehended, appeared to be intoxicated and admitted to drinking at least 15 beers in addition to liquor while at the scene. "

I wish every story had this ending.